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| - anal beads Last night I tried one of those goth orgies. Supposedly thats what's hot on the streets right now, but when I got there, everyone laughed at my package. They tried to kick me out, but I wouldn't leave. Then this guy came up:
 he hit me in the face with a string of beads.... He hit me in the eye... I think it got infected, take a look
p.s. I think it might be herpes | | |
| Well, my return as the bringer of darkness was not pleasant... I got
in a fight with some fag wearing a "property of michigan state" shirt.
Fucking conformist... he probably cries himself to sleep every night.
Well, I do that too, but I'm no conformist.
 He
broke my nose in two places, and almost broke my jaw. He made me bite a
road curb, but before he could, I cast a spell over him that made him
run away... either that or the police showed up, I can't really
remember.
p.s. One day I'll have my cake and fuck it too. | | |
| - eat poison asshole... until you die I AM BACK... Clumsy Mumsy Capt. Malachi is dead and buried in a shallow grave in southern georgia... forever let the reign of MALACHI THE ULTRA-ALMIGHTY commence. You shall all fall to your knees in fear at the return of me, for I am all that IS and WAS and ever WILL BE.
Let it begin yet again. After a year hiadus, my thirst for mortal blood has increased exponentially!
p.s. eat a dick... clown style | | |
| - clown music ITS OVER..... I'm done.... i've traded in my goth make-up for colorful paint... my platform boots for big floppy shoes.... i've entered clown college.... my life is full of sunshine and happy faces.... with every blowup puppy i hand out a little bit of malachi the almighty will leave with it... i am now clumsy mumsy capt. malachi....
but mark my words...... one day the world will bow down as i rain clown make-up and seltzer water upon the their smiling faces.....
 clumsy mumsy capt. malachi
p.s. you're all fucking retarded
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| - wang chung Why didn't anyone try to do something.... you're all assholes... you don't care if someone dies and you know about it....
I did try to do it the other night... but i couldn't.... my dad walked in and saw my crying with a gun next to me on the floor.... he called me a pussy.... then he tried to help...
 i wish he had done it...
but he decided to just pistol-whip me until i blacked out....
p.s. don't try to stop me.... i'm really going to do it this time...
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