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Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Wed, 27 Apr 2005 16:00:28 GMT

Last night I tried one of those goth orgies. Supposedly thats what's hot on the streets right now, but when I got there, everyone laughed at my package. They tried to kick me out, but I wouldn't leave. Then this guy came up:

he hit me in the face with a string of beads.... He hit me in the eye... I think it got infected, take a look

p.s. I think it might be herpes

Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Wed, 27 Apr 2005 03:47:26 GMT

Well, my return as the bringer of darkness was not pleasant... I got in a fight with some fag wearing a "property of michigan state" shirt. Fucking conformist... he probably cries himself to sleep every night. Well, I do that too, but I'm no conformist.

He broke my nose in two places, and almost broke my jaw. He made me bite a road curb, but before he could, I cast a spell over him that made him run away... either that or the police showed up, I can't really remember.

p.s. One day I'll have my cake and fuck it too.

Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Wed, 27 Apr 2005 03:38:58 GMT

I AM BACK... Clumsy Mumsy Capt. Malachi is dead and buried in a shallow grave in southern georgia... forever let the reign of MALACHI THE ULTRA-ALMIGHTY commence. You shall all fall to your knees in fear at the return of me, for I am all that IS and WAS and ever WILL BE.

Let it begin yet again. After a year hiadus, my thirst for mortal blood has increased exponentially!

p.s. eat a dick... clown style

Saturday, May 29, 2004

Sat, 29 May 2004 23:50:16 GMT

ITS OVER..... I'm done.... i've traded in my goth make-up for colorful paint... my platform boots for big floppy shoes.... i've entered clown college.... my life is full of sunshine and happy faces.... with every blowup puppy i hand out a little bit of malachi the almighty will leave with it... i am now clumsy mumsy capt. malachi....

but mark my words...... one day the world will bow down as i rain clown make-up and seltzer water upon the their smiling faces.....

clumsy mumsy capt. malachi

p.s. you're all fucking retarded

Thursday, May 20, 2004

Thu, 20 May 2004 11:21:49 GMT

Why didn't anyone try to do something.... you're all assholes... you don't care if someone dies and you know about it....

I did try to do it the other night... but i couldn't.... my dad walked in and saw my crying with a gun next to me on the floor.... he called me a pussy.... then he tried to help...

i wish he had done it...

but he decided to just pistol-whip me until i blacked out....

p.s. don't try to stop me.... i'm really going to do it this time...

Tuesday, May 18, 2004

Tue, 18 May 2004 13:56:19 GMT

Well today is the big day.... Time to die.... I'm still not sure how to do it

hanging (my own drawing)

gunshot

or guillotine (i built this one myself, and have been practicing with dolls)

p.s. please place responses as to what you think i should do.... this is as much your suicide as it is mine.

Friday, May 14, 2004

Fri, 14 May 2004 15:46:56 GMT

I was sitting alone in the chamber of the uncommon (my bedroom) last night... alone... and i started to use an online quija board....

my life is so awesome...

it seems that the goth gods have the same plans for me.... i got this message

p.s. i can't wait until i die on tuesday...

Wednesday, May 12, 2004

Wed, 12 May 2004 15:55:12 GMT

I got into another fight yesterday....

he called me a fag... so i called him a conformist... he elbowed me a fractured my eyesocket... its cool... i pissed in his gas tank.... then he broke my nose... after i got out of the hospital a bit his friend Ben... but then he tried to make out with me... fag..

p.s. if you're laughing at me, fuck off

Tuesday, May 11, 2004

Tue, 11 May 2004 15:12:30 GMT

I have finally found a resource to expell the pain that is in my heart... watch this movie which is a 3 scene play which acts out the process of my life and death..

http://www.dfilm.com/index_movie_start.html

IT WORKS NOW

p.s. good charlotte rocks

Tuesday, May 11, 2004

Tue, 11 May 2004 12:39:45 GMT

If you have been an avid reader of my website you should know that I have been planning my death for years... and last night I had a practice run... it was awesome...

first, my friend showed me the proper technique...

then I had a mock funeral.... no one showed up, but I found a picture of what I expect it to be like when it actually goes down...

p.s. dying is going to be sweet...(It's scheduled for 5/17/04 8:05 p.m. ...so be ready)